Rudy Falcon's Useless Tip on:
Protecting your "Baseballs"
Why Jocks Should Always Strap-on their Jockstrap?
Bostonian Tea-Bag Party: Protecting their "cobblestones"
In 1774, as a direct response to the Boston Tea Party; the Boston Port Act was enacted by
In 1874, as a direct response to protect Bostonian's "tea-bags" while riding on Boston's cobblestone streets; the first Jockey Straps were manufactured by the Bike Company**.
In remembrance to Stephen King's Movie:
it's loose allusion
why jocks should wear their jockstrap.
Useless YouTube Video Clip:
So the Moral of the Story is....
Never Rage Against A Coke Machine
cause that Coke Machine
May Rage Against those who "hit them up"
for their damn "Coke." ;)
Shows a modern Jockstrap***
***Photo referenced from:
The Youtube Clip is a Tribute to the 1986 Movie named
(Maximum Overdrive has been referred as one of the worse Stephen King movies ever.)
Maximum Overdrive Video Clip is:
Copyright © 1986 DEG
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