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Pictured (above):
Are Bell Labs' engineering team poses with the revolutionary PeoplePak.**
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A Tribute to the Parody Website named
"Breaking News."
**The Photo & Quote (above) are from the Parody website in an article titled:
“FedEx Introduces Overnight PeoplePak.” The article was posted in 2000.
(Breaking News is sadly now a defunct website)
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Photo & Bell Lab Quote ref'd above is:
Copyright © 2000 of breaking news
Thrifty Air Traveler (TATs) now have a New Option!
TATs can now Buy rock-bottom airfare and shrink their Time-In-Transits (TITs) every time they fly.
The burning question....is how?
Instead of asking for Coach-Class; just say you want Cargo-Class. Then just board to your assigned "Loading-Dock." FedEx's new Cargo-Class Service for TATs is branded as The FedEx PeoplePak.
TATs can now forgo the luxuries of Coach-Class by simply hopping into a Fedex pouch. Upon your arrival at the loading-dock you will be safely secured in the Cargo-Bin.
And as an added bonus:
If "overnight delivery" is chosen,
Then....
Your TIT is guaranteed for all TATs! ;)
“Precious-Cargo on-board"
Picture (above) is the PeoplePak:
Pointing out its added-value features such as improved air flow & decompression protection***
The Fine Print:
***The article did note: "A couple people accidentally exploded during decompression testing," but are confident the FAA will “come around.”
Photo & Fine Print ref'd above are:
Copyright © 2000 of breaking news
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